When you’re bored.
You think of the weirdest shit to do. Some people resort to drugs and alcohol when boredom gets the best of them but i say “Stay in school kids. Don’t do drugs.”
For me, i have the worst imagination ever. Bad bad bad things go through my head when i’m bored. It’s not just your usual, i’m gonna get a gun and shoot up a neighborhood, it’s a, i’m gonna walk around until i find an unicorn and impale your butthole. That’s just one of the less imaginative things that would conjure up in my head. And i’m writing all this while wearing my bright pink socks. FMD.
(An unicorn. That sounds weird to me. I know that grammatically correct, but it just sounds weird. I would usually say “Find A unicorn.” not an unicorn. Fuck you vowels.)
More to come later if i’m still extremely bored. Something more soulful. Enough of this bullshit.
I want to impale A Unicorn, that’s sick though man….what you thinking ?????
Make things magical, i really didn’t mean buttrape a unicorn. I meant to buttrape everyone with the unicorns magical horn. But now you got me thinking.
